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28

Jul

undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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pronqs:

What if the Slytherin common room had the same kind of magic that Hogwarts has that conceals it’s real appearance and shows something different to Muggles and only the Slytherin students can see the big fluffy cushions and kittens playing in the portraits and everyone else sees dank, dripping dungeons.

(Source: deanwcaps)

26

Jul

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

(Source: moonhoe)

illkim:

When that song comes on in public only you know

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(Source: illkim)

phantomfoxhound:

thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

OH MY GOD

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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(Source: princeturtogo)

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

best-of-funny:

hatagay:

daruissu:

me and my friends at a children’s museum

is that a miley cyrus titan

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